You can't cage a wolf. You can't tame a storm. Know this. Live this. I do.
Yeah, alright I give. If I'm going to actually post in the thing I should have a bio. Can't be any harder than making an OKC profile..
...right. Lets start off with the basics. I'm an irreverent, arrogant, son of a bitch who gets his rocks off on being mean to people who deserve it.
Don't hold that against me hmm?
I love my friends, I love my family, and I love my household. If you don't fall into one of those catagories, I may very well want you to DIAF. Or not. I'm nothing if not open-minded. If you get past this blustery exterior you'll find out that I can actually be a kind, generous person. You just have to earn it. I don't think thats unreasonable.
If it was up to me I'd get paid to sing and dance and bring people closer to the universal ecstatic. Yeah not so many postings for that on monster.com. So instead I work in retail pharmacy. Don't laugh, I enjoy myself. Where else can I be swinging from the rafters one day and making a sick kid feel better the next? Nowhere. The annoying people just remind me why I can be such an insufferable jerk when I want to be. Everyone needs to refuel right?
If you know me you know that easily half of this is talk. If you don't then...you don't, now do you? Reading my journal may lead you to think I'm crazy. I'd probably agree with that statement.